...we cry just like women...but only over spilled beer and things called names such as "the drive"; "Bucky Frickin' Dent"; "the shot"; "wide right"; etc.
...we have our soft side too, like when we watch Mean Joe Green toss a jersey to some little kid for a soft drink (I'm a Pepsi man, so I can't use the real name")
...we watch figure skating; couples skating; and ice dancing too (those falls on the ice really have to hurt)
...we can cook...so long as the device has buttons and a timer
...we can shop...and I can name the places-Best Buy; Dick's; Lowe's/Home Depot; lottery store; beverage store; any place chips can be bought....see!
...we can be creative too. Do you know how many empty beer cans are needed for that shelf?
...we can follow any one's directions, as long as they are not in the car with us
...we can enjoy soccer...(okay I got carried away)
...we can be tender with our young children, as long as they turn out of the way, the right way on a high and tight inside pitch
...we can enjoy going to the movies with an all gals cast, as long as we get to hear Tom Hanks proclaim, "There's no crying in Baseball!!"
...we can put colors together in a creative fashion. I'm hear to tell you Black and Gold together really...really...STINK!!!
...we can get out of bead early on a weekend. Not often are 6:30 AM tee times available before the gals flock to the courses
...we can always share the couch with you, as long as we can have our fingers on the remote
...So in closing, I firmly believe that guys are not much different than gals, it is just in the eyes of the beholder and I have great pair of eyes for a certain person called Linda! Thanks Dear!!
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